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The Topic: In the future...

  Citizen Kane

On February 2, 2222, will people everywhere be like "Oh shit! The date's just a bunch of 2s!", or will we be distracted by more pressing matters?


  Professor Farnsworth

Oh my, no.

  Professor Farnsworth

By that time, humanity will have realized how very stupid the Gregorian calendar was and will have converted entirely to the Mayan Calendar.

  Professor Farnsworth

It will be 7 Etznab 16 Cumku, a day like any other.

  Professor Farnsworth

Except for the giant space lizard attack, that is. Oh, yes.

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