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I like Irish things. Does that constute as a question? Because if it does, I really need to pay more attention in English class.



I don't know what "constute" means, but I'm Irish!


A constute is a combination concubine/prostitute.

  Professor Farnsworth

Oh my, yes. They were invented in the year 2525, right before the second Dark Ages.

  Professor Farnsworth

Funny coincidence, that.

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