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I can't stand my hair. It gets all oily really fast, and then when I wash it and condition it, it gets all frizzy and poofy. What kind of conditioner do you recomend?


  Jennifer Love Hewitt

I always use pure dolphin sperm.


We'd donate our sperm to a worthwhile cause like that any day.

  Ben Stiller

I would too.


EW! Gross.

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