The Topic:
T SHIRT DESIGN!

The Question:
 Lord Amazorn

Dear Readers,

We are reading the first Limited Edition Conversatron T shirt, and we would like your input!

What would YOU like on the back of your Conversatron T shirt?

Responses:
 Weepingsore

Anything but "Cram it in me!"

 Weepingsore

The implications are just tto scary.

 Trunks

A line that changes every time I wear it. Like under the Conversatron logo.

 Anadia

I shall avoid anything remotely sexually related, and vote for the "At Night" logo. With the 't' burnt out. And maybe just a smaller version of the martini glass on the front. And work "We do it all night" in there somewhere, maybe.

Sorry; I lied.

 Weepingsore

"Interact with undirected pop culture" is a pretty good. but "where pop culture goes to die" is even better.

 3rd Shift

Perhaps a collage of a whole buncha Askees?

 guiness28

Conversatron: It's pretty shiny!

 Trunks

Yeah, a collage would be nice, like a Brady Bunch grid thing.

 macleod

Conversatron: Shoot it all over me.

 guiness28

Askees do it with random strangers they think are funny

 3rd Shift

But who would be Marsha? Anyways, perhaps you should just have a big C on it; we can all pretend we're superheroes!

 Anadia

GOD NO. NOT THE BRADY BUNCH. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS NOT HOLY, NOT THE BRADY BUNCH.

 Skeet

Coversatron: Not afraid of that whole copyright thing! And then a small picture of Bender.

 macleod

Conversatron: Remember when there were only 4 of us who posted and all of our questions got answered?

 guiness28

Or just a big picture of Brittney Spears. That could work.

 Bean

How about "More fun than putting a rabid lemur in your pants!"

Or perhaps "Conversatron: HOLY FINGER PAINTING JESUS!"

And last, but not least "The best thing to do on Saturday nights since dating!"

 Weepingsore

More like the Space Ghost "what's your super power" look.

 Trunks

well, I meant like a grid thing with all the popular askees... not meaning that there should be 9, but, you know, like a 32x32 square

 Anadia

Oh quit whining.

"Conversatron: Not for human consumption"

 guiness28

Like really big.

 macleod

Conversatron: Its addictive like crack. The difference is crack doesn't make fun of you.

 SHODAN

Conversatron: because being laughed at should be a very public thing

 3rd Shift

God forbid the site become more popular, Macleod. Anyways, the dancing monkey would be great for a t-shirt. What do you say, dancing monkey?

 Bjeldor

Conversatron.com The imagnary family you never had.

And one of those shiny neon conversatron logos.

 Weepingsore

How much are these things gonna cost?

 guiness28

I think that would work

 Anadia

Hmmm... can we have Milkman Dan on there? And Duckman too.

 macleod

Conversatron: Bringing the heat death of the universe closer each day.

 Trunks

I think it'd be neat, but horribly not-cost-effective to be able to have our favorite askee on a t-shirt.

 SHODAN

inane questions, biting sarcasm, and no end in "site." The Conversitron

 guiness28

"Even now, the askees are infitrating society."

 3rd Shift

I like the HOLY FINGER PAINTING JESUS! thing. Yeah. That's goooood. How about putting something on there that would scare most of my customers away.

Something without a neck. Uh, on the shirt, not the shirt itself.

 Skeet

I like macleod's heat death line.

 Bjeldor

Conversatron.com A little piece of you dies every time.

Conversatron.com It bleaches out your soul.

 Anadia

Yeah, are these going to be like, expensive and shit?

And I would like to share that my boyfriend is naked right now. Commence... whatever.

 Weepingsore

Conversatron: because you just can't get over it.

 guiness28

Although, I still like the Brittney Spears idea

 macleod

Conversatron: No we won't answer your question, but you'll blame yourself not us! Now get me a beer bitch!

 Bean

Conversatron: It ain't easy being cheesy.

 Trunks

Conversaron: I want to be a junkie when I grow up!

 SHODAN

how about:
I sent a pornographic picture of myself and all I got was this stupid icon with Jenuf or whatever her name is's icon on it

 Bjeldor

Conversatron.com The wet smack of sarcasm on leather.

 Skeet

Conversatron: Its why are we all at our computers on a Saturday night. Well. Maybe its not the only reason....

 Anadia

"Conversatron: Helping people *not* have sex since 1984."

 guiness28

Conversatron 2: Please, God, Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Bjeldor

Conversatron.com You can wear it like a hat.

 Serpentina

#conversatron on EFnet...be there

 guiness28

Conversatron: As if getting ignored by everyone you talk to in real life isn't bad enough

 Trunks

Conversatron: The people Mom (pic) and Dad (pic) told you not to talk to.

 macleod

Conversatron: For those who need to talk to computers.

 3rd Shift

What, wear the shirt like a hat? Oooh! Conversatron turbans! Have you considered that?

 Bean

Conversatron: NO, you CAN'T have a picture!

 Weepingsore

Conversatron: Just like thanksgiving dinner with your family.

 Serpentina

lol Guiness!!!! :D that's badass!

 Pavlov'sFish

Conversatron.com - pants optional.

 guiness28

Beer is better, but only cause it CAN'T make fun of you.

 Skeet

Conversatron: What are the little stars for?

 Bjeldor

Conversatron.com It will wear you like a hat.

 Serpentina

lol Bean that is so funny too :D

 SHODAN

Conversitron: Gleefully stomping out any joy you could have ever had from having your question answered for years

 macleod

Conversatron: 9 doctors out of 10 say that conversatron is the best contraceptive next to your own personality.

 Anadia

Conversatron: WHAT were you THINKING!

 Serpentina

Conversatron: washing machine pr0n

 Bean

Conversatron: Dating advice from people who are home on Saturday night.

 guiness28

Thank you, Serpentina...


uhhhh, that was a slogan, I swear!

 Trunks

Have you been in an accident? Call Conversatron, the TOUGH, SMART Lawyer.

 SHODAN

Conversitron: home to a girl who can't TYPE IN LOWWERCASE

 Bjeldor

Hell yes! Turbans! With buttons on the side that you can unbutton in cool weather, or to go for a more casual look... You know when you've met that certain special someone and you're oozing testosterone out of every pore...

I'm going to go take my pills now.

 guiness28

Conversatron: It hurts, on the inside.

 Pavlov'sFish

Conversatron.com - more fun than being dead.

 macleod

Conversatron: The surest sign of life out in the universe is that none of it has contacted us.

 Serpentina

Guiness :)

hehehe

 Bean

Conversatron: WE LIKE CAPITAL LETTERS.

 Trunks

Conversatron: You don't ask, we don't ask.

 guiness28

Conversatron: for some reason, its users can't seem to avoid the word "pants"

 macleod

Conversatron: Or you could masturbate with sand paper.

 Weepingsore

Conversatron: because you value your family and pets.

 Bean

Conversatron: Forum2000? TMOL? What's that?

 SHODAN

Conversitron.com: making random celebreties make fun of others

 Bjeldor

Conversatron.com Dodging pants in the dead of winter.

 guiness28

Macleod, you make me scared
(again, a slogan)

 Trunks

Conversatron: With New Breakfast Staples(tm)!

 Weepingsore

Conversatron: We know where you live.

 Bean

Conversatron: More fun than cleaning your anal sphincter.

 guiness28

SEE? I told you so!!!!!!

 Serpentina

conversatron: get your whole family involved in it so you can talk about them on it and hope they read it

 SHODAN

Conversitron: a great place to spam www.distortedview.8m.com

 macleod

Conversatron: We C-SPAN won't cure your insomnia

 Bjeldor

Conversatron.com We killed the moderators.

Conversatron.com Burning the righteous at the stake, so the rest of us can have fun.

 Bean

Conversatron: Where do you want to go today?

(DOH!)

 guiness28

Conversatron: They know what "mung" is

 macleod

Conversatron: When C-SPAN won't cure your insomnia (sorry for repeat)

 Serpentina

conversatron: I thought Gimp said he was going away?

 Trunks

Conversatron: I can quit anytime! I promise!

 Pavlov'sFish

Conversatron.com - Feel free to habitually misspell the name.

 SHODAN

Conversitron: going so far to make fun of you that we reincarnate people/things

 guiness28

Or just a picture of a monkey.

 Bjeldor

Conversatron.com Wearing out your refresh button and your scroll wheel at the same time.

 Serpentina

Conversatron: because you can't say "conversatron" without saying "nve"

 Bean

Conversatron: Why are my fingers stuck to the keyboard?

 macleod

Conversatron: why the fuck is there a fire truck infront of my dorm

 3rd Shift

Yeah. I like the monkey thing. Monkeys are good. How can you ever go wrong with a monkey. Back me up, people!

 guiness28

Conversitorn: We goood English

 SHODAN

conversatron.com: because you hate geometry

 Serpentina

oh yeah don't forget that I own all rights to naked washing machine boy and he wouldn't exist if not for me!

 Phyresis

Conversatron.com: It's not like you have anything better to do

 Pavlov'sFish

Conversatron.com - because you just can't lose with a monkey.

 Bjeldor

Conversatron.com The clickety clack of impending doom.

 Bean

Uhh, sorry for that last one guys

 guiness28

Seriously, how can you beat a monkey? Besides the obvious, I mean.

 Serpentina

haha mcleod you live in a dorm hahahaha

here they kick you out of the dorm after 2nd yr

 Skeet

Conversatron: Puppets and monkeys. Nuff said.

 Lord Amazorn

Thank you, everyone. These suggestions are GOLDEN! We will anounce the Limited Edition T shirt / Gold Membership offer within a week or so.


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