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  Momomoto

Is it just me, or was the only redeeming trait of the new Hitchhiker's movie the Guide entries?

How could Douglas Adams agree to such garbage?



Responses:


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

Begging your pardon but "agree to?"


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

I wrote it.


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

I'm sorry you didn't like it, but that's rather immaterial to me right now. I've got my money.


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

Or had, rather.


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

At any rate, I didn't write it for you, nor did I force you to go.


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

Which I could do, you know. I've just learned to do the possession bit; it's rather fun.


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

Now go away, or I shall haunt you a second time.


  Momomoto

Yes, oh mighty Lord Adams. You are so correct and wise!



  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

I warned you about the possession thing, didn't I?


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

And another thing, why is it that you cretins never abbreviate the series correctly?


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

If you'd paid attention in school you'd know hitchhiker is one word.


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

So the correct abbreviation ought to be "HGttG," outght'nt it?


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

And, if you bloody Americans are so dead set on efficiency, you can remove the article and the preposition as well and render it "HGG" or simply "HG2" since you also like things that have numbers in them.


  The Ghost of Douglas Adams

Now I've got some rather lovely ladies to haunt next, so so long and thanks for all the cash!




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