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The Topic: Birthday Bliss


What should I give my boyfriend for his birthday?



  Rolling out the red carpet

  Big ol' Mug of Beer


  Ms. Condom

  Oversized Novelty Check

  DMC DeLorean

  Efficient German Sex


In precisely that order.

  Police Chief Clancy Wiggum

Hold on, hold on. That's not an incitement to drunken driving and then sex in a public place in the back of a DeLorean, is it?

  Police Chief Clancy Wiggum

Because those DeLoreans don't really give you a lot of wiggle room in the back.

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