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The Topic: Birthday Bliss

  MsContadina

What should I give my boyfriend for his birthday?



Responses:


  Trumpets



  Rolling out the red carpet



  Big ol' Mug of Beer



  Porn



  Ms. Condom



  Oversized Novelty Check



  DMC DeLorean



  Efficient German Sex



  Animal

In precisely that order.


  Police Chief Clancy Wiggum

Hold on, hold on. That's not an incitement to drunken driving and then sex in a public place in the back of a DeLorean, is it?


  Police Chief Clancy Wiggum

Because those DeLoreans don't really give you a lot of wiggle room in the back.




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