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The Topic: Disappointment...

  sandman

You all use to threaten that you were gonna quit all the time... Why are you still here? Are you chicken?



Responses:


  Dante Hicks

I'm not even supposed to be here today.


Evil Stock-Trading Dante  

Join the Dark Side, Dante.


Evil Stock-Trading Dante  

Yachts, mansions, bitches.


  Dante Hicks

Why don't you get out of here? I'm getting tired of your crap.


Randal Graves  

Hey, who was that that just wafted ethereally past me out the door?


  Dante Hicks

Oh, just an apparition of myself from a hypothetical future where I'm rich and successful.


Randal Graves  

Bummer.


  Dante Hicks

Yeah, he likes to come around to remind me of how I'm wasting my life.


Randal Graves  

Why don't you post his picture on the wall of total banination?


  Dante Hicks

Tried. Turns out you can't photograph a spectral entity.


Randal Graves  

Go figure. You learn something new every day.


Randal Graves  

I hate to end this thread on such a down note. Maybe we should throw in an obscure pop-cultural reference, or maybe something funny?


  Dante Hicks

I dunno. There's nothing funny about being a total and complete failure.


Randal Graves  

Huh, I guess. If you're going to look at it that way.


Randal Graves  

Maybe you should, y'know, do something with your life.


  Dante Hicks

You mean stop posting to an idiotic website during the quiet moments here at the Quick Stop?


Randal Graves  

Couldn't hurt.


  The Supreme Being

Now go outside and play!


  The Supreme Being

That's right, I'm talking to you, the reader.


  The Supreme Being

It's not like you've got a lot of time before you die in that electrical fire. You might as well enjoy it.




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