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Chuang Tzu said...

Capoeirista
For every cat you have in your basin, double it with mayonnaise.


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Mei Ling
And Mo Tzu once said: "light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."



Solid Snake
Mei Ling, did Mo Tzu really say that?



Mei Ling
Yeah, Snake; why?



Solid Snake
No reason.



Solid Snake




Solid Snake
Hey, Mei Ling?



Mei Ling
What is it Snake?



Solid Snake
Did Mo Tzu happen say anything about taking on a small army singlehandedly?



Mei Ling
Hmm...



Mei Ling
No, I don't think so. Why?



Solid Snake
No reason.



Capoeirista
Well, Lao Tzu says that violence is against the Tao.



Mei Ling
But Han Fei Tzu said: "kill 'em all and let the Tao sort 'em out."



Solid Snake
Now you're just making stuff up.



Mei Ling
No, I'm not; honest.



Solid Snake




Solid Snake
Well, if Han Fei Tzu said it...



Solid Snake
What the hell, I'll give it a go.

Thanks, Mei Ling.



Mei Ling
No problem, Snake. Any time.



Mei Ling
Sucker.




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