Back to main page

So i got these bright red converse sneakers. but theyre untied, and i cant figure out how to do it right so it doesnt look like a pathetic mess and can actually get my ankles into the high heel. HELP!


Your Fifth Grade Teacher
I get this problem all the time. I find it's easiest to just remember this little poem:

Your Fifth Grade Teacher
The bunny goes around the tree and through the hole, bounding with his little feet.

Your Fifth Grade Teacher
Then he pulls with all his might, to make his new home nice and neat.

Your Fifth Grade Teacher
And when the gym teacher dumps you for the lunch lady, remember to cut down the road, not across the street.

Back to Archive Index

Images © their respective owners. Text © 1999-2005 The Conversatron. For entertainment purposes only.