The Topic:
Calls from the Public

The Question:
 Calls from the Public

Calls, Calls, Calls, Calls from the Public.

Calls, Calls, Calls. *whap!*

Responses:
Sifl & Olly  

Uh, hi. This is a new feature. And, I'm Sifl, and welcome to the new feature of the site. We've had, recently, some problems with new Askers.

 Sifl & Olly

You've had some serious ass Asker problems.

Sifl & Olly  

Uh, yeah. So...here's where we can answer questions, and I mean, you don't really call in, but it's like that, and we can give answers, without using up as much space, and stuff, and it's, you know, not like they're real questions, ok? So let's go.

 Sifl & Olly

And we don't have to try to be funny.

Sifl & Olly  

Yeah, right. So first, we have this one:

 Franc28

I find that the questions about Conversatron could be better, yes? Like, if people stopped asking for icons or why their questions are not displayed about the site. I believe that a more severe filter should be applied. With share of that, you do a beautiful work!


Wow. Yes, thanks. That was a compliment, I think. But yeah, we're trying to do that here, now, and so that's also why there aren't as many questions. But we still, you know, will answer some like that, because, well, it's fun. Sometimes.

 Sifl & Olly

Okay, now here's another one:



 Riff

The taglines under the site banner are randomly selected, right?
Is this selection influenced by the date? Seems there's a slightly different set every day.


Um, yeah, there's just alot of them, and uh...what? Oh, there are different ones at night, sometimes, they're telling me. But yeah, it's random.

Sifl & Olly  

Okay...moving on: Hello? Yes, are you there?



 Psyli

whats up with the questions not being posted today?
lack of interest by the askees or lack of quality of the askers?


Yeah, that's like we said, there's a little of both, really. But um, Lester said that having a ton of questions every day was messing up the server, or something, so maybe not as many will be answered, unless they're really good. But, ummm, if we answer a few at a time, maybe it'll be better, because, it's the always reloading the main page, it messes things up. Yeah. But we'll answer alot of questions. Don't worry.

 Sifl & Olly

Okay, time for one more call. Hello?

 Olly's Mom

Hello, boys!

Sifl & Olly  

Man, it's your mom.

 Sifl & Olly

Uh...hi, Mom.

 Olly's Mom

I just wanted to say this was a great idea. Did Sifl think of it?

 Sifl & Olly

Uh, yeah, Mom, it was Sifl's idea.

 Olly's Mom

I should have known! Keep up the good work Sifl, you're so good at thinking up ideas like this.

Sifl & Olly  

Yeah, thanks. I try.

 Olly's Mom

Well, you deserve the praise Sifl. Don't you think so Olly?

 Sifl & Olly

Ummm...yeah, we gotta go now. I think. Yeah, bye Mom.

Bye.


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