The Topic:
It was an accident, I swear...

The Question:

What's the best way to get blood stains out of a gorilla suit?


That the funniest punch-line less joke I've heard in awhile.

 Alanis Morrissette

A joke without a punchline is like a drawer full of spoons when all you need is a knife.


How so?

 Alanis Morrissette

Uh, Uhm, I don't know, it just seemed like a good thing to say. Perhaps you'd prefer it being like a deathrow pardon a minute too late?


That's not really any better. I think you ought to start looking into a second career.

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