The Topic:
This is preposterous

The Question:
 Ralph Nader

Why wasn't I given an open thread?

Responses:
Roger Ebert  

You're just not funny, Nader.

 Ralph Nader

I can to be funny!
I declare this website to be unfunny at any speed!

Roger Ebert  

You just don't work on the proper levels.

 Ralph Nader

That's not the point! The point is democracy. The point is...

Conversatron Security  

Sorry, sir, you have to go.

 Ralph Nader

No, wait, I have a ticket, see?

Conversatron Security  

Sorry, we have our orders.

 Ralph Nader

But I have a ticket...


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